| Report for Esa Rich | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
For the education of those who do not know what stink palming is--
Brodie: You stink-palm him.
TS:Stink-palm?
Brodie: You take your hand and you stick it in your ass. You been walking' all day and you're nervous, so you'll be sweaty as hell... You shake hands with the guy. 'Hey, Mr.. Svening. How've you been ?'
TS:What's the point?
Brodie:You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you like, it'll stick around for two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass.
TS:Meanwhile, you are left with A hand that smells like shit.
Brodie:Small price to pay... For the smiting of one's enemies.
(I've begrudgingly put this up, but I'm still not going to acknowledge that dad up a chimney is a scene out of Gremlins, so STOP TELLING ME, I KNOW)
Brodie: You stink-palm him.
TS:Stink-palm?
Brodie: You take your hand and you stick it in your ass. You been walking' all day and you're nervous, so you'll be sweaty as hell... You shake hands with the guy. 'Hey, Mr.. Svening. How've you been ?'
TS:What's the point?
Brodie:You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you like, it'll stick around for two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass.
TS:Meanwhile, you are left with A hand that smells like shit.
Brodie:Small price to pay... For the smiting of one's enemies.
(I've begrudgingly put this up, but I'm still not going to acknowledge that dad up a chimney is a scene out of Gremlins, so STOP TELLING ME, I KNOW)
That's actually false. Melinda is not the word for the anal-sex by-product. I believe it's been termed santorum.
(Readers! Can you be more snotty than Esa Rich about what the word is for the stuff that drips out of your arse after anal sex? It's something to get worked up about, so post your word for it, phrased in the most insufferable language possible, HERE! - Log)
(Readers! Can you be more snotty than Esa Rich about what the word is for the stuff that drips out of your arse after anal sex? It's something to get worked up about, so post your word for it, phrased in the most insufferable language possible, HERE! - Log)
Brandon, when he was 11 belonged to a gang of older kids who would spend their summer, between crazy hijinks, shaping penises out of silly-putty. One 4th of july they fashioned an enormous penis, made out of paper-towl rolls and silly-putty to the crotch of a big sailor sign. Two days later, caught looking at it (it still remained) by a cop, they were asked if they had commited the vandalism. They replied no so the Cop said that he had no right, therefore, to make them take it down. inspiration for us all i believe.